Voorhees Saga #3: Friday the 13th Part 3

Looks like "Third time's the charm" applies to the Voorhees franchise as well. Daniel and Jonathan get the Jason they remember and Nathan gets...let down.

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How Did It S.T.a.C.K.? 

Sex.

• Andy and Debbie pull off some puzzling grunt work in a hammock
• Pregnant Deb gives us a classy exposition in the shower

Timeline.

 Important to note that the events of this film take place immediately after Friday the 13th Part 2. Jason heads to Harold and Edna's to acquire some new clothes on the evening of Saturday the 14th and then stumbles across Chris and her friends Sunday the 15th. Chris is carted off to the loony bin on the morning of Monday the 16th. 

Creative Kills.

1. Harold takes a cleaver to the chest.
2. Edna finds her missing sewing needle impaled through the back of her skull and out the front of her mouth. 
3. Fox dangles from a beam with a pitchfork through her neck. 
4. Loco's torso is completely penetrated with a different pitchfork. 
5. Vera receives the honor of Jason's first masked kill - harpoon in the eye. 
6. While walking on his hands, Andy gets crotch-chopped with a machete. 
7. Debbie is Kevin Baconed while reading on the hammock. 
8. Chuck is thrown into the fuse box and electrocuted. 
9. Shelly finally drains out from a slit throat. 
10. Chili is impaled with a hot poker. 
11. Jason crushes Rick's skull with his bare hands. 
12. Ali gets mercilessly machete'd for not staying dead. 

Krueger Saga #3: Dream Warriors

The guys bring in a local dream expert to deal with Nancy's return and assess everyone's dream powers.

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How Did It S.T.a.C.K.? 

Sex. 

• Nurse Marcie exposes her dream dobbers to Joey

Tropes.

Both the Black guys survive. In a 1980s slasher film. How's that for anti-trope? 

Creative Kills.

1. Freddy turns Phillip into a marionette with his own tendons and walks him out of a high rise window
2. Freddy jams Jennifer's head into the TV, electrocuting her
3. Freddy stabs Will in his chest after a wizard "battle" 
4. Taryn gets overdosed by Freddy's syringe-fingers
5. Mr. Thompson is impaled on the fin of the Cadillac he used to hide Freddy's bones
6. Freddy stabs poor, sweet, innocent Nancy after a diabolical ruse

Voorhees Saga #2: Friday the 13th Part 2

Hey, who's the new guy? Jonathan joins Daniel and Nathan in sort of admiring the post-Pamela, pre-hockey mask debut of Jason Voorhees. 

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How Did It S.T.a.C.K.? 

Sex.

• Sandra and Jeff get busy in a no nudity kind of way
• Terry goes dippin' skinny and gives us our first full frontal

Timeline.

The first film takes place on Friday the 13th, June, 1980. This checks out. June 13th did fall on a Friday in 1980. Paul says in the second film that it's once again Friday the 13th and the year is 1985. Only September and December had Fridays fall on the 13th in 1985, so assuming the counselors wouldn't go swimming in the middle of winter, Jason is stalking a rare autumn camp.

Creative Kills.

1. Lone survivor, Alice, gets to join her friends when Jason ice picks her face.
2. Jason strangles Crazy Ralph with barb wire.
3. Jason sinks the back end of a hammer into Deputy Winslow's skull. 
4. Jason drags his machete across Scott's neck as he hangs in a trap. 
5. Jason kills Terry off screen (body confirmed). 
6. Jason sinks the dull side of his machete deep into Mark's face, sending him and his wheelchair down a lengthy flight of stairs. *100 Lunatics Favorite* 
7. Jason stabs a spear through Jeff's back, 
8. into Sandra's stomach, and out the bottom of the bed. 
9. Vickie waits 26 long seconds to get stabbed by Jason's kitchen knife. 

Krueger Saga #2: Freddy's Revenge

Daniel has an explanation for every gap in logic while Nathan can't stop obsessing about Glen's vessel in this rule-breaking sidestep of a Krueger sequel. 

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How did it S.T.a.C.K.?

Sex.

• None. You're given Mark Patton's grass stained ass and Marshall Bell's towel-snapped bum and you're happy to get it

Tropes.

Actually, quite anti-trope. Rare male horror lead and only male Krueger saga lead. Zero jump scares. But, whew, are you machine-gunned with sweaty wake up scenes.  

Creative Kills.

1. A naked Coach Schneider is bound in the shower, ass slapped raw with wet towels, and then sliced to death by Freddy's glove  
2. After witnessing Jesse mutate into Freddy, Grady gets his guts shredded (*100 Lunatics Favorite, mostly for Jesse's transformation)
3. Boy by fence has his face and throat slashed by Freddy
4. Girl is shoved into boiling pool and conflagrated 
5. Boy trips into boiling pool and conflagrated  
6. Girl climbing fence falls and is consumed by flames
7. Boy is trampled to death by fleeing mob
8. Freddy guts boy running by pool
9. Freddy slices negotiator boy's throat
10. Freddy's glove rips through Kerry's chest

*Note from Daniel: Contact me directly and I will successfully argue any conflict with this list. 

Voorhees Saga #1: Friday the 13th (1980)

Daniel digs deep to defend this dated diabolical drama while Nathan gnashes his teeth through a plot twist that holds an all new surprise in the post Jason era.

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How did it S.T.a.C.K.?

Sex.

• Jack and Marcie pack bacon on the bottom bunk
• A little Kevin Bacon ass and some delightful Jeannine Taylor breast

Tropes.

This is one of the Trope-Fathers. You name it, it's in here. Tripping in the woods, investigating obvious danger, innocent virgins and dirty sluts, the goofy guy, smokin' grass, screaming in place instead of running, wild inconsistencies, and an ending that has resolution anxiety. 

Creative Kills. 

1. 50s counselor boy is stabbed in the stomach
2. 50s counselor girl murdered off screen
3. Annie gets her throat slit after being chased
4. Ned investigates a cabin and gets his throat slit
5. Jack enjoys a joint while he's speared through his throat
6. Marcie takes a hefty ax to the face (*100Lunatics Favorite*) 
7. Brenda is murdered off screen
8. Steve is stabbed in the stomach
9. Bill takes multiple arrows to his face and body
10. Mrs. Voorhees is decapitated via machete

Krueger Saga #1: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Daniel and Nathan almost shred their family relationship as they butt heads over dream logic, Nancy's abilities, Freddy's motives, and even the format of the very podcast itself. Opinions are scraped bare and secret crushes are exposed in the first official podcast of One Hundred Lunatics!

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How did it S.T.a.C.K.?

Sex.

• Tina takes Rod in her bedroom
• Heather Langenkamp's body double's underwater breasts

Thoughts.

• Daniel has issues with some of the effects decisions, but he loves it more now than as a kid, though his crush on Langenkamp has never faded. 
• Nathan admits it isn't awful, but he would change almost every scene.

Creative Kills.

1. Freddy shreds Tina against the ceiling with his glove.
2. Freddy hangs Rod  in his jail cell with bed sheets. 
3. Freddy pulls Glen through his bed and liquefies him. (*100Lunatics Favorite*)
4. Freddy chokes Marge (Nancy's mother) while he is on fire and consumes her soul (maybe?) 

Episode Zero: Genesis

A Horror Movie Podcast

Daniel and Nathan explain the purpose and format of the show. The guys discuss their first memories and encounters with horror films. Daniel guides Nathan and listeners through a lesson on horror tropes. Be ready for a thorough analysis of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th.